Score: 6

"Nothing new"

submission: MMPolarity Reconstruction

date: April 26, 2005

Okay, my major problem with this was that it was very unoriginal. Granted i love megaman as much as the next guy, I think that Capcom did it right, no need for it to be redone by anyone but them. This game did not impress me. It was like playing watered down megaman. No real effort involved beyond what seemed like some relatively simple scripting, and imported sprites. Though it was well put together, im just not impressed.

Score: 3

"What was the point?"

submission: Jason vs Aliens

date: April 25, 2005

I saw some pretty decent animation, and an attepmt at storytelling, but cripes man, what did you expect would keep us watching? Let alone the obvious fact that after watching your opening credits i can now collect social security. If you are going to insert your name 30 times to be "cinematic" at least make them go by quicker. Give them a steady pace. I noticed there seemed to be no rhyme or reason to the fades and the black in between credits. The reason this review is more for the opening credits is because thats mostly what i saw. After that i couldnt even stomach this slow moving toon. Okay i may have been hard on this. It was a good first attempt, but if you really want people to see what you're making, i urge you to take it down, FIX THE CREDITS, and resubmit. It's got what it takes to pass judgement.

Score: 10

"Wow"

submission: Leave It To Bush #001

date: April 25, 2005

Yeah man. I love Dubya, but that was a DAMNED well done flash! Such great audio too! I respect the heck outta this toon!

Score: 10

"SINCE SLICED BREAD!"

submission: The Real Solution

date: April 24, 2005

The day i saw this, i went out, raped a nun, built a house, and invented chocolate milk. This flash has CHANGED MY LIFE! THANK YOU BILLY WOODWARD! YOU TRULY ARE A GREAT AMERICAN HERO!

Score: 8

"Fun"

submission: Zip Chord / invincibility

date: April 19, 2005

What a neat little movie. I really can't say anything bad about this. Clean and delicious...

Score: 0

"Defies all reasonable logic"

submission: Clockcrew Time Trials 2

date: April 19, 2005

I was going to give this a decent rating, maybe a 5 or so, because it wasnt nearly as bad as the more recent things i've reviewed, but after seeing how well this is doing, i feel it is my duty to BLAM this humorless piece of trash. How could something so "inside" and bland become so popular? do you people just vote high because of the series regardless of the content? it's flash like this that gives me hope in my own abilities. If this is popular, than i shouldnt have a hard time getting good scores.

and what the hell are the clocks anyway?

these toons make me wish i was aborted.

Score: 7

"okay okay"

submission: Nutsy & Klutsy: Ep. 1

date: April 18, 2005

Now i'm going to skip the obvious that this was a total amalgomation of ripped off (and what seems like rotoscoped) Ren and Stimpy episodes.

Rip off or not, the animation is on the money. I loved the way the characters moved, and your entire toon was very well put together. Being a fellow animator i know that the industry is based on "borrowing" other ideas. Granted the plot was just okay, it was actually a very entertaining toon. Keep up the good work!

Score: 6

"Needs a STORY!!"

submission: The Real Legend of Zelda2

date: April 11, 2005

Hey great animation, i loved how smooth it was. Great use of simple movements, but it was just too darned long!! I could see what the artists are trying to achieve, but the story was just too slow to keep my interest, despite the crisp animation.

Next time, work on the script first. Quality not quantity my friends!

Score: 9

"Venture Brothers?"

submission: Holiday Super Friends Ep1

date: April 4, 2005

I adored your style. It seemed very reminicent of the venture brothers (maybe because Dr. Scrooge sounds excatly like the Monarch) But good original idea. I diddnt see any real animation until the bunny fight, which was very well done. Nice and sylized.